Write us a haiku and we'll put it on the login screen

Hi. Hey. Hello.

We’re replacing our generic quotes (see below) on the login page with haikus or poems from actual users. If you’re interested, feel free to post them here.

Hugs,
Kyle

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Serverless servers
serve several users.
big bill

5-7-5 is not for me.

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I wonder if my
docker container enjoys
the boat metaphor

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authentication
it is me, please let me in
why dost thou protest
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Docker containers can’t move
but they can fly on Fly

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SOC2 and screenshots
security is boring
but must check boxes

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As others drive containers
around the world
we fly them

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website not loading
hours spent debugging the app
it was DNS

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fly wants your haiku
about all the worky things you do
mostly deploying

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Everywhere it goes
My servers, ever can fly
I shed tears no more

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low cost cpu
zero dev ops heroku
email support $99

anycast proxy
ebpf udp
no ipv6

5 hour cdn
instant scale out
fly deploy disk full

elixir at edge
sqlite planet scale
ping 1000ms

render glitch envy
hn front page fly blog
ignored grotesque docs
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I can’t decide if these are shade or gpt2.

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Look! An app on Fly
connecting users in real-
time to each other

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A haiku needs more nature element.

A noble deploy
Across the earth -- thru the sky
Lightning resounds clear

Why work to be fast? 
When you are everywhere? 
The sky never moved.

Wind carries the clouds
Deploy close to your users
No distance is far

Mountains send the doves
To give kisses to the sky
Fly - users will love

And for @kurt to please build out a support org soon. I suggest billing everyone at a standard hourly rate.

An emergency?
Please wait twenty-four hours more.
Dead leaves fill the pond
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Apps scary no more
Orchestration too easy
So en-“fly”-tening

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it can’t be my fault
there’s no way it’s my fault
it was my fault

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paying my tuchus
for a site making bubkes
help, fly.io
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This is a haiku.
I wrote it special for you.
Now, please login here.

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If fly.io
doesn’t help you scale your app
file a ticket now